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Yesterday police congratulated Zero bassist and frontman on the murder of eleven hundred thousand charvas.
Witnesses say it
was a long awaited blood bath. In the late
evening yesterday Ian finished stetting up his 14,000,000watt sound system on
the small island of Guernsey. Covering
his ears, he proceeded to play chart music until all charvas from the UK had
stolen various ford escorts and got themselves to what they thought would be
the “biggest paarty in tha werld lyke”
Unfortunately for them they were hunted down by Ian’s band of wild of
Norwegians and Marlon’s barbarian army of rabid Mongeese. All Eleven hundred thousand are reported dead.
Nevermind.
Stuff wot has happened:
Jack got chucked out due to his lazyness. He lives in Whitley Bay, and he couldn't get to practices.
Katy was recruited to replace Jack.
Chris was Chucked out due to artyness, personally I think that was nasty.
Adam was recruited to replace Chris, and Ian replaced Marlon who has given up bass (can I have your guitar?)in fovour of singing(we'll see then)
Serious news, stolen from the old Zero site:
17-11-00 new symbol created, old symbol retired
01-11-00 27-10-00 official debut gig @ ashbrooke see
review here 26-10-00 zero play @ 'mosquito fest' 26-09-00 offered chance to be on compilation
ablum by 'Dizzy Lug 'Ole Records' 25-09-00 offered chance to support mosquito @
'mosquitofest' 17-09-00 new material recorded for up and
coming demo tape 15-09-00 new recruit jackson (on guitar) joins
the cause 15-08-00 new material previewed for inclusion
on demo 10-08-00 new recruit jane (on drums) joins the
cause 19-02-00 the name zero adopted 12-02-00 appearence of proto-zero incarnation
@ talent contest 12-02-00 marlon founds zero with chris
Date
Venue
Time
18-11-00
The Royalty
7:00pm
07-12-00
Liberties
7:00pm