Marlon Dagg

 Lead vocals, provides part of the male sex appeal (has left nipple pierced…)

Adam Lennox

Lead Guitar, I finally know who he is… Provides THE sex appeal (Is getting married in Las Vegas next month)

Katy March

Rhythm Guitar, Provides the female sex appeal (was arrested for heroine trafficking several years ago)

Ian Finley

Bass Guitar, Provides hair and more sex appeal (has both eyeballs pierced)

Jane Girduiz

Drums, Provides alternative female sex appeal (has 11 toes, one was a gift from her Aunty Sam)

Basically, zero are a very sexy band.  I would tell you more but I’m lazy and I don’t know enough about Jane and Katy and I’m not saying anything about Adam/Marlon.  Ian is another matter, but nah, although this is a tabloid site I’m a nice person. If however you wish to pay me, then I may reconsider.